I have recently completed Digital Photography II, which covered night photography, panoramas, and HDR (high dynamic range) among other things. For the final project, I have created a poster titled “Don’t Leave Reality Without …”
The poster weighs in at 26″ x 36″ at 300 dpi. The link at the left takes you to a reasonable size image, if you hit the “download” button on that page, you’ll get the whole big monster image.
The Story
You never know when you might step through an armoir, fall into an endless pit, or find out that your planet is scheduled for destruction for an interplanetary highway. There are certain items that you should never be without when traveling to these realities that are not the one you are accustomed to. First thing, make sure you have your pants. There is nothing more embarrassing then showing up in an alternate reality only to find that the first thing you need to do is cover up your nether-regions.The next problem with alternate realities is that you may end up in a light-less chasm, underwater or as a stowaway on a space ship. Just in case you encounter something that wants to eat you, be sure to keep your ring of protection against evil on and your magical sword by your side. If you don’t know how to use a sword, or the evil is too great, you may benefit from a periapt of health and a healing potion . Some other handy objects include immovable balls, a teardrop from a local legend, and a figurine of a frog prince .
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